Drinking to That

What better way for me to check in on the site by listing a few things that would make me want to hit the sauce?

I'm not a heavy drinker, by any means.

I hate the taste of straight alcohol, but I'm not entirely square. Mixed drinks are fine. If the homies want to partake in the wicked juice, I'll join in... but I wouldn't hang with them.

I took 1 shot of Jack Daniel's and a disgusting malt drink with my brother in law recently and I hurled on the street like the weakling I am.

Still, these people, items, and experiences that I'm listing would make me to slam a bottle down to forget that humanity is still strange as fuck.

Let's crack open a brewski and toast to the following:

ChatGPT courses on Udemy popping up. They're worse than stock trading courses, but not by much.

The weird fascination with siracha, bacon, avocado, and other food trends that drive prices.

Drinking alcohol at sporting events. You're already having fun watching the Cowboys or Celtics get their ass whooped. Do you really need to be slurring and having trouble with balance to enjoy the event? Ironic to be drinking to forget that.

Those ridiculous "If YoU paSs LeVeL 8, YoU LegALLy a GenIus" game ads. They're literal poisonous to the brain.

My dopamine chasing brain who wants to buy a motorcycle, write a NY Times Best Seller, and lose 60 pounds all at the same time. Chill out.

Financial education gurus who tell you to invest in shit projects, knowing damn well you can smell the scam through the screen from where you're watching their videos.

Hearing how much of a cry baby I was who happened to be hungry all the time. Let me drown out my childhood fast with some mtequila.

Mexican kid's birthdays where half the cooler is filled with Modelos and Corona beer. I can't deal with raza sometimes.

Brits calling Americans savages, knowing damn well they still have Australia and Canada acknowledge the Royal Family, knowing how much violence they're responsible for over the centuries.

That's a lot of crap to drink to and if that were to actually happen, I would be passed out after the 4th downed cup.

I can already picture the headache and soreness that follows.

I'll probably catch up again before the month ends with a controversial issue.

Until then, take care of yourself and be sure to lay off the sauce for a bit.

Adiós.